Anonymous was like: so i hear you're a smooth talker 

I try to be at least

yahoodrive:

why do local moms always need sex

(via virginitay)

chillybucky:

If you defend a guy for his nudes getting leaked (“aw it’s okay we still love you1!1!1!!!”) but then shame a girl for her nudes getting leaked (“what a slut she shouldn’t have taken them in the first place!!1!1!!!”) I hope you step on many lego pieces at once.

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prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

(Source: 40ozbaka, via slightlybizzare)

zaynandharrypls:

Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason

(Source: zaynandharrypls, via lukeys-booty)

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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(via httpsmashton)

CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T

(Source: motsquivont, via httpsmashton)